...as my Dad says.
Ein Oso loves this stuff:
There's been a buzz going around the blogs today about Grace Jones. Just look:
Could her long-awaited album, Corporate Cannibal, finally get to see the light of day?! Really looking forward to it, especially after hearing this:
Our beloved MAO turns a year older today! Happy Birthday!
After reading this excellent post on Prince songs over at Xo's Middle Eight, I though I would give my Jill Jones album a spin. (I know, you don't give albums a "spin" when they are file based. I wasn't going to write it, but what can we say now instead of that?)
After reading this excellent post on Prince songs over at Xo's Middle Eight, I though I would give my Jill Jones album a click. (is that better?)
The song "All Day, All Night" came on. Soooo obvious that Prince wrote it. Then I found myself singing to this lyric in the middle of the song:
Oh, is this your mouth?
Am I swirling in some wet tornado?
Oh, U make me wanna shout
When I'm in your arms, I feel like Play-Doh
Oh Prince... yes, you written some so many good songs, but some of your lyrics have been pretty wacked. "Wet tornado"? Ugh, the image of Prince's oversized tounge fills my mind, I can't even Febreez the image away. MAJOR UGH. And rhyming that with "Play-Doh"? I mean, that's just Silly Putty.
This is so funny.
Other than that, Madonna announced she's embarking on the "Sticky And Sweet" tour, but fuck that humorless old transvestite -- the real tour to see this summer is Pete Burns from Dead Or Alive, who's doing gigs in the U.S.!!! Holy Jesus, it'll be more enlightening than when that geriatric queen, the Pope, came through last month!(From our beloved D'luv, who does have a beating heart.)
Here are the dates that were announced for Pete Burns' "Regeneration Tour":
July 26 New York City @ Live Nation
July 27 Farmingdale, NY @ Crazy Donkey
August 2 Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
August 4 San Diego, CA @ Viejas
August 5 Los Angeles, CA @ Gibson Theatre
August 7 Salt Lake City, UT @ Usana Theatre
August 9 San Francisco, CA @ Mezzanine
August 11 Saratoga, CA @ Mountain Winery
Okay, maybe he doesn't look like this monkey, but I had to post this picture. How cute!
(from cute overload)