Bad Lyrics: Beyonce - Green Light

I though I would create this new category since there seems be a never ending supply of bad lyrics!

While commuting to work this morning, Beyonce's "Green Light" (Freemason's Mix) came on. Now, this song has been shuffling around my iPod for a while now, but this was the first time I actually listened to the lyrics.

For some strange reason (huh)
You done pleasing me like it's OK (Oh oh oh)
Like a perm that's been left too long
It's like a burn
The result is it just won't take (Oh oh oh)

Okayyyyyyyyy. I guess I'm lucky that every perm I've had has resulted in a perfect hairdo. I've never felt the burn that Beyonce is feeling. Poor girl.

I won't even begin to talk about her grammar.

Comments

[xolondon]

You could probably do a book of her wonky lyrics. Though it DOES seem she actually writes them herself!

[El MarvelOso]

There is no doubt that she writes them herself! She is smart to have Freemasons remix her songs. They do a great job.