Dead Or Alive on Long Island

Chart Rigger

Other than that, Madonna announced she's embarking on the "Sticky And Sweet" tour, but fuck that humorless old transvestite -- the real tour to see this summer is Pete Burns from Dead Or Alive, who's doing gigs in the U.S.!!! Holy Jesus, it'll be more enlightening than when that geriatric queen, the Pope, came through last month!

Here are the dates that were announced for Pete Burns' "Regeneration Tour":

July 26 New York City @ Live Nation
July 27 Farmingdale, NY @ Crazy Donkey
August 2 Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
August 4 San Diego, CA @ Viejas
August 5 Los Angeles, CA @ Gibson Theatre
August 7 Salt Lake City, UT @ Usana Theatre
August 9 San Francisco, CA @ Mezzanine
August 11 Saratoga, CA @ Mountain Winery

(From our beloved D'luv, who does have a beating heart.)

Ein Oso, MP3 and I are going to see him this summer at Jones Beach along with Human League, ABC and Belinda Carlise. Fun!

Okay, but how odd is it that Pete Burns will be performing at "Crazy Donkey" here in Farmingdale? You Long Islanders know what I'm talking about!