So, And Thus...

Tin Roof... Corroded

This is awful, so awful that I have to post it!

Thanks DanK!

• There was a small problem with your microphone,You where singing into it.
• you sound like a horse with peanut butter in its mouth
• wow you are lucky you're pretty. cuz you SUCK at singning
• those lips will forever haunt me....uggh....

Grow Up Before Getting Married?!?!

It's really unfortunate that the full force of the Republican party got involved in life of these kids. Any decision they wanted to make (including the baby, marriage, etc...) was taken away from them because of how Bristol's mother, Sarah Palin, would come across to the voting public.

AP News | Culpeper Star-Exponent

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- The former fiance of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter says he hopes they can reconcile at some point.

Levi Johnston told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Monday that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin ended their engagement after deciding it would be better if they separated for a while.

The two are the parents of an infant son, Tripp, born on Dec. 27. Johnston says the couple needed time to grow up before following through on marriage plans.

Be On Time For Your Flights

How could this even be real?

Woman Locks Herself In Car With Her 22 Dogs

This is how you show that you love your dogs?

pnj.com | National News | Pensacola News Journal

POTTSBORO, Texas (AP) -- North Texas authorities seized 22 dogs found crammed inside a station wagon with their owner. The owner locked the car doors and refused to come out when a constable tried to serve her a warrant for the seizure of the dogs early Monday, said SPCA spokeswoman Maura Davies.

Two puppies and 20 dogs were taken to a shelter until a judge decides who gets custody, the SPCA said. A hearing on the custody of the animals is set for Feb. 16 in Denison.

The dogs were in the car along with a pot of water, blankets and waste.

"The car was soaked with urine and covered in feces. The ammonia level in the vehicle was 23 parts per million even after the doors had been opened for several minutes. As a frame of reference, humans start experiencing health issues at 12 parts per million," Courtney Stevens, SPCA of Texas rescue and investigations supervisor, said in a news release.

Talk about a bitch in heat!

Michael Jackson... Please Go Away

...and speaking of freaks...

AP News | Culpeper Star-Exponent

LONDON (AP) -- The son of an Arab monarch took the King of Pop to court Monday, charging that Michael Jackson took $7 million as an advance on an album and an autobiography that he never produced.

Lawyers for Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa of Bahrain say the money was given to Jackson as an advance on the book and joint recording project with the sheikh, who is an amateur songwriter. Jackson claims the money was a gift.

Jackson and Al Khalifa were not at London's Royal Courts of Justice as the trial opened. Jackson's lawyers said he would seek permission to testify by video link from the United States.

Bankim Thanki, a lawyer for Al Khalifa, said the royal first spoke to Jackson by telephone while the singer was on trial in California on charges of child molestation.

Al Khalifa wanted to work with Jackson on rebuilding his career, Thanki said. To that end, the sheikh spent millions paying Jackson's legal fees, moving him to Bahrain and supporting Jackson, his family and entourage.

The expenses included $350,000 for a European vacation for Jackson and his associates, Thanki said.

"The cost even included the expenses of bringing out Mr. Jackson's hairdresser," Thanki said. "It's not a conventional commercial dispute."

Give "greatest hits" a whole new meaning.

Prince... Please Go Away

The freak speaks:

Prince Indicates He Approves of God Striking Down Gays - Towleroad, More than gay news for more gay men

R&B singer Prince, who's now a Jehovah's Witness, indicates in a 'Talk of the Town' piece in The New Yorker that he agrees with the most anti-gay interpretations of the Bible:

"Recently, Prince hosted an executive who works for Philip Anschutz, the Christian businessman whose company owns the Staples Center. 'We started talking red and blue,' Prince said. 'People with money—money like that—are not affected by the stock market, and they’re not freaking out over anything. They’re just watching. So here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this.' He pointed to a Bible. 'But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, 'You can do whatever you want.' Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.' When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, 'God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.''"

Ok, musically speaking, Prince has been off of my radar for a while now. I'm not even sure which of his last albums I actually purchased (promos). His output over the last 15 years has been bland, bland, bland.

His personal life never really interested me. I just knew he was a difficult person and tried really hard to be an enigma.

Then this whole Jehovah's Witness deal came about. Showed how much of a freak he was.

I have no interest in supporting him ever again.

Bad Volleyball Mom... BAD.

This is what happens when you use volleyball in evil ways:

pnj.com | National news | Pensacola News Journal

MEDFORD, Ore. (AP) -- A woman will have to spend up to 90 days in jail and make restitution for sending her children door to door seeking donations for a trip to a volleyball camp.

Carley Torres will have to pay back more than $3,000 after pleading guilty to theft charges.

The 35-year-old Torres and her 33-year-old husband, Laramie Torres, sent their children through neighborhoods in Medford, Ashland and Eagle Point last year to ask for donations to send their oldest daughter to a volleyball camp.

But the couple instead spent the money on shopping mall trips, monster truck rallies and weekends at the movies.

Laramie Torres will help his wife make restitution, but he got community service instead of jail time for his guilty plea to theft charges.

Wonder if they really play volleyball.

"Wasilla Hillbillies"

Sarah Palin is going down now that the election is over and no one has to paint on a smile:

Highlights: Newsweek's Special Election Project | Newsweek Politics: Campaign 2008 | Newsweek.com

NEWSWEEK has also learned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus.

According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

Typical. Not a maverick, but typical.

Green Scrren Curry

I think this is cool. Follow the link to see the video.

Ann Curry And NBC's Green Screen Secret (VIDEO)

NBC has many fancy election graphics, including the one virtual reality effect in which an anchor appears. On election night Ann Curry is manning the pricey election exit poll floor show. After it appeared Curry was stabbed by some data early in the night, Brian Williams had the directors turn off the graphic and show viewers how Ann Curry is just standing in a green screened room.

Okay, if people REALLY thought that there was some "data" that stabbed Ann Curry, they must live in a red state.

Now, about the green screen: This is a technique I use to create my holiday videos. Of course, I don't have a room like this (I'm trying to convince Ein Oso that it would be a good investment), so I improvise with green sheets in the basement (sounds like a book).

I only wish that they painted Ann green.

Carrie Underwood: "I Lose All Respect For Celebrities When They Back A Candidate"

Dumb bitch.

Carrie Underwood: I "Lose Respect" For Celebrities Who Endorse

American Idol winner and country music superstar Carrie Underwood has lost all respect for Oprah, Jennifer Aniston, Diddy, George Clooney and other celebrities who have backed candidates for office.

While talking about the presidential race with TV Guide, Carrie revealed, "There is someone I do support, but I don't support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate."

"It's saying that the American public isn't smart enough to make their own decisions," she explains. "I would never want anybody to vote for anything or anybody just because I told them to. Music is where you go to get away from all the BS. Whether it's from politics or just the world around you, music should be an escape."

Where do I begin with this? Jesus, take the wheel 'cause I want to run over this bitch.

I think what Carrie is trying to say is "I like John McCain and these celebrities don't agree with my choice... so I don't respect them since they made it public." She doesn't want to say who she supports. Oh, I respect her SO MUCH.

When HASEN'T Oprah or George Clooney made their political opinions public? I wouldn't expect anything different from them. And how does Carrie explain any non-celebrity's endorsement?

Also, I do not agree with her opinion that music "should be an escape"? Music can be anything. How many great artists have written great songs about issues they believe in? She obviously believes in Jesus. JESUS!